Friday, April 29, 2005
TMDWTF
helo.
Now i will proceed to analyse the situation which occurred at this morning's assembly, which has led to differing opinions by the genius and ever more genius members of our class. (No, this does not include me. I am lous-, uh, I mean, I am, uh, very LOUD. Ah yes, LOUD.)
Now almost about every one in 3.9 knows about what happened during and after assembly this morning, and I can't be bothered to write everything in detail here.
Whoa. So anyway, the key question here is "Was PSK justified in ranting at the class?"
Now, we need to examine the question and support it with textual evidence, but in this case, there is no presence of a text. Therefore, we need to get as much primary evidence as possible. Which, in this case, means interviewing a lot of people. Of course, I can't be bothered to do that, hence I will skip this step and proceed to secondary evidence from the text (which, again, is strangely absent).
With the alarming lack of all forms and sources of evidence to support any argument, I will have to resort to...THINKING!!! THINKING, as always, should only be used as a last resort. You can see how I apply this daily by refusing to do any homework. But this is compensated by having the Great Class Chairman on my right, who has all the answers (although I still believe he does too much homework). There is also a math/chinese genius sitting directly behind me (of course, this can be explained by the fact that he's also left-handed). And of course, I cannot forget to mention the Grand Royal Genius sitting across the aisle in the last row. (Mind you, I was NOT referring to either Short Boy or Rip van Winkle.)
Ah, so back to THINKING. Let's see. First, the class stood in a single row instead of two. I don't care what or how she chose to look at it, but to me, it was pretty obvious that if we stood in 2 rows it wouldn't be any different from before because the first row would still get scorched by the sun. Therefore, I believe standing in 1 row was justified, becuase otherwise it would just have defeated the purpose.
After we got back into class, PSK continued to scold us about our alleged inablility to stand at ease. Well, obviously there are people around who were not taught this. Picking on us just becuase they might not know is just unfair.
And then there was also the issue of 'gentlemanliness'. I have no clue/can't remember what on earth she was talking about. Hence, it must be not worth remembering/irrelvant/not true/not important/rubbish.
After that, I believe she scolded Eric for half an hour in the classroom corridor. I have no idea what it was about, nor do I really care. It might have been nitpicking, it might not have been. The reason is irrelvant, since that was the only good thing that came out of today's assembly. And since you don't need reasons for doing good things, I don't care why she scolded him.
One final thing to note: When PSK made the comment about how much hotter it would be in the army as opposed to now, halfway through, I was thinking "Huh, how the **** can you compare the heat of the sun to hellfire?" Of course when she said 'army', it was kind of anti-climatic. (But the sad truth is that some will still face this punishment)
Bible update: passed the 500-chapter mark today.
Now i will proceed to analyse the situation which occurred at this morning's assembly, which has led to differing opinions by the genius and ever more genius members of our class. (No, this does not include me. I am lous-, uh, I mean, I am, uh, very LOUD. Ah yes, LOUD.)
Now almost about every one in 3.9 knows about what happened during and after assembly this morning, and I can't be bothered to write everything in detail here.
Whoa. So anyway, the key question here is "Was PSK justified in ranting at the class?"
Now, we need to examine the question and support it with textual evidence, but in this case, there is no presence of a text. Therefore, we need to get as much primary evidence as possible. Which, in this case, means interviewing a lot of people. Of course, I can't be bothered to do that, hence I will skip this step and proceed to secondary evidence from the text (which, again, is strangely absent).
With the alarming lack of all forms and sources of evidence to support any argument, I will have to resort to...THINKING!!! THINKING, as always, should only be used as a last resort. You can see how I apply this daily by refusing to do any homework. But this is compensated by having the Great Class Chairman on my right, who has all the answers (although I still believe he does too much homework). There is also a math/chinese genius sitting directly behind me (of course, this can be explained by the fact that he's also left-handed). And of course, I cannot forget to mention the Grand Royal Genius sitting across the aisle in the last row. (Mind you, I was NOT referring to either Short Boy or Rip van Winkle.)
Ah, so back to THINKING. Let's see. First, the class stood in a single row instead of two. I don't care what or how she chose to look at it, but to me, it was pretty obvious that if we stood in 2 rows it wouldn't be any different from before because the first row would still get scorched by the sun. Therefore, I believe standing in 1 row was justified, becuase otherwise it would just have defeated the purpose.
After we got back into class, PSK continued to scold us about our alleged inablility to stand at ease. Well, obviously there are people around who were not taught this. Picking on us just becuase they might not know is just unfair.
And then there was also the issue of 'gentlemanliness'. I have no clue/can't remember what on earth she was talking about. Hence, it must be not worth remembering/irrelvant/not true/not important/rubbish.
After that, I believe she scolded Eric for half an hour in the classroom corridor. I have no idea what it was about, nor do I really care. It might have been nitpicking, it might not have been. The reason is irrelvant, since that was the only good thing that came out of today's assembly. And since you don't need reasons for doing good things, I don't care why she scolded him.
One final thing to note: When PSK made the comment about how much hotter it would be in the army as opposed to now, halfway through, I was thinking "Huh, how the **** can you compare the heat of the sun to hellfire?" Of course when she said 'army', it was kind of anti-climatic. (But the sad truth is that some will still face this punishment)
Bible update: passed the 500-chapter mark today.
