Sunday, March 20, 2005
reforming a hopeless cause
the following a list of radical suggestions which could change the way SJAbs is run, forever
1. shorten it by 2 hours
2. make attendance non-compulsory
3. the pump-your-way-out-of-this-crap scheme, e.g every 10 pushups = earlier dismissal by 5 minutes, etc.
4. the run-your-way-out-of-this crap scheme, e.g. every 1 km run = earlier dismissal by 5 minutes
5. the drill-us-at-your-own-cost scheme, e.g. every command given, whether performed correctly or not, = earlier dismissal by 15 seconds
6. the demerits scheme, e.g. 1 demerit for the committee if they make everyone stay back too late OR 1 demerit for kevyn lim every time he does not turn up for sjabs
7. the give-us-new-teachers revolt, e.g. demand to have new and more 1337 teachers like azmi
8. the benefits-for-chessplayers scheme, e.g. chessplayers are not obliged to go for sjabs/get earlier dismissal
9. the no-taking-attendance scheme
10. the pump-your staff-sergeants scheme
1. shorten it by 2 hours
2. make attendance non-compulsory
3. the pump-your-way-out-of-this-crap scheme, e.g every 10 pushups = earlier dismissal by 5 minutes, etc.
4. the run-your-way-out-of-this crap scheme, e.g. every 1 km run = earlier dismissal by 5 minutes
5. the drill-us-at-your-own-cost scheme, e.g. every command given, whether performed correctly or not, = earlier dismissal by 15 seconds
6. the demerits scheme, e.g. 1 demerit for the committee if they make everyone stay back too late OR 1 demerit for kevyn lim every time he does not turn up for sjabs
7. the give-us-new-teachers revolt, e.g. demand to have new and more 1337 teachers like azmi
8. the benefits-for-chessplayers scheme, e.g. chessplayers are not obliged to go for sjabs/get earlier dismissal
9. the no-taking-attendance scheme
10. the pump-your staff-sergeants scheme
